Sammi G

Random thought of the day: Googling yourself.

You all do it, don’t lie, you know you do. It’s not because we’re obsessed with ourselves, its merely the fact that we’re curious about where we came from, if we have any similarities with others (preferably celebrities), really just trying to find connections with people. We are a relationship obsessed society, so googling yourself really is no big deal, and nothing to be ashamed of - unless you are obsessed with yourself in which case you can be a little ashamed. permission granted.

The reason i bring this to your attention is because i always find that when googling yourself at least one porn star will always, without fail pop up in google images. And if their not a porn star, they look skanky enough that they will never be without work. mazel tov; the American dream!

Anywho, scrolling down to find many a ‘s&m’ inspired porn star who shares the ‘unique’ name my parents gave me, I decided to see if I was the only one. Contrary to Paramore, i am not ‘The Only Exception’. Most my friends I googled too are porn stars. Man do i need to consider getting a new group..

Now I’m left wondering, are there equal amounts of porn stars in the world as non-porn stars? (i was going to say ‘normal people’ but i didn’t want to discriminate… porn star respect!) and if so, does that mean everyone has a porn star alter ego? furthermore who would superman’s alter ego be? i always thought that it was Clark Kent, but now perhaps it Clark Kunt? (excuse my french)

This really must be the only explanation. Mind blowing I know.

Daisy Clark -my pornstar name ;) xo

Hello stranger!

Many people may wonder why someone might start a blog, well I must tell you I have no freaking clue. I’m bored and late at night i have random thoughts and I thought “hey maybe I could write them all down!” However where’s the fun in that? Writing thoughts noone will see and therefore not understand how awesome I am. (which for those who dont know me is pretty awesome).

And thus! the blog was created!

wooo partay in my blog!

Anywhoo, i hope you all enjoy many posts that will leave you with the lingering feeling of, “wow why did I just read that? what a waste of time.” but i garauntee I will leave you with a giggle, and laughing helps ward off cancer, so really I’m saving your life. You may thank me and call me Super Sammi..whatever you prefer :) 

Super Sammi over and out xo